Rotten Potatoes

Rotten potatoes smell nasty, like a big ol raunchy fart. Make sure a couple bags of potatoes grow mold, and then huck the smelly juice into the vents and in the bottom drawer of teacher's desk. Any extra can go in the trash can of every room.

Such a widespread attack of fart juice will annoy and confuse your superiors. They can't get rid of the smell because the fart juice is anywhere and everywhere. Especially the ceilings and carpets.

Then write in big letters on the lockers with white out:

BUM GOES OFF AT 12:30ish

Then at 12:30ish, you fart and say you found more potatoes.

The Mission

As the Sick-Nasty Senior Pranks Team we hereby pledge ourselves to utmost hilarity in the name of immature humor at the expense of others. We pledge to give our best, our worst, and the in-between ideas as well as ideas we have properly stolen from the minds of others in order to maintain a working homeostasis of teacher-student dissonance healthy to the degenerate minds of the next generations. We promote not only the glory of getting off scott-free, but the overwhelming feelings of contentment in the misery of our educational instructors and dictators. May the mischief be with you and also with me. Amen.